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To My Father, Laziness Is Next to Ungodliness

To My Father, Laziness Is Next to Ungodliness

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Kimberly Avery
Jul 01, 2022
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To My Father by Kimberly Avery

Of all the possible iniquities of my childhood in the McMurry home, being lazy was the worst. Failing (all tests including numbers), slander (Kevin is soooo mean), bad choices (sneaking out to see INXS and Guns and Roses), and felon-like creativity (changing that F into a B on my report card) while extremely unwelcome were …

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